You may have heard already, but if you haven't heard already, there is a fake band going around the southend area that are calling themselves eight rounds rapid. You couldn't make it up. They wear black suits and play blues music wrong, BUT, the lead singer can't sing at all. It's really embarrassing to think that this could be happening, but if you do go to a gig in the area where we are on the bill, and someone isn't singing properly, then just don't clap or betray any interest in it at all. This is the only way to let them know that they have got a vital piece of the jigsaw wrong. Fact.