Da na, da na, na. Da na, da na, na. That’s the opening bass

line to our new song. We are really excited about it. Jules visualized this when he was on the way home from the delicatessen where he buys delicious pitted olives and Serrano ham at the shops. He says that it...

Went out last night with the guys to hang out with some other bands. As usual, there were about 10 other bands all there, sat round tables in fours. The atmosphere was pretty quiet as usual. As we came in, they all nodded from behind pints acknowledging our gravity. T...

Summer is really coming when the band plan the summer holiday. We usually just cruise down to one of the Gites that our fans lend us in July or August. Probably have lots of parties to attend and functions to be at they have said. We will laugh all the way down there...

 I have been trying to get hold of our record label regarding sales of our album Lossleader, (which is officially in the top 50,000 albums ever made of all time). I received a letter today saying we owe them £52 pounds for ongoing storage fees for the remaining CDs. Ob...